Total Medals Earned: 9 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 185 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/485 points)
Reached level 2
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached level 3
Beat the game without killing any fish
Make it as far as possible without pressing the WASD keys
Beat the game without taking damage
Discover all the secret rooms
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Kill 9 monsters in a single run
Sent a score to the leaderboard
Kill 100 monsters in a single run
Kill 300 monsters in a single run
Kill your first boss
Kill 3 bosses in a single run
Kill 6 bosses in a single run
Unlock all available guns
Unlock all available coins
Unlock all available characters